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	While this was highly enjoyable for me, I can't leave you completely bereft of content, so please enjoy a throwback to perhaps the greatest April Fool's day prank of all time:




	
		
	



	&#xA0;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">4364</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 14:09:14 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>5 More Calls C.B. Bucknor Should (and Might) Try Next</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/5-more-calls-cb-bucknor-should-and-might-try-next-r4363/</link><description>During the key sixth-inning rally in which the Brewers essentially put away Tuesday night's win over the Rays, Jake Bauers hit a wicked line drive to the hole between first and second. Second baseman Ben Williamson dove to his left and knocked the ball down, but his quick recovery was for naught...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">4363</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 11:14:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Can You Avoid Giving Up 47 Runs in the First Four Games?</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/can-you-avoid-giving-up-47-runs-in-the-first-four-games-r3249/</link><description>New Features

	The 2025 edition comes with some new features&#x2014;perhaps the most important, for those who want to see if they can do better than Craig Counsell or Murphy (or any other Brewers manager over the years), is the introduction of in-game injuries, a first for the franchise.




	Previousl...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3249</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 16:20:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Yankees Series Confirms It: Jake Bauers is the Future of the Milwaukee Brewers</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/yankees-series-confirms-it-jake-bauers-is-the-future-of-the-milwaukee-brewers-r3203/</link><description>On March 29th, the Yankees brutalized the Brewers with their new, sacrilegious bowling pin-shaped bats. Nestor Cortes, Connor Thomas, and Chad Patrick all found themselves bruised and bloody from the seemingly unstoppable offense mustered by the Bronx Bombers. Fortunately for Milwaukee, one man...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3203</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 15:13:26 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Brewers Recap: Hotlanta, Hot Brewers</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-brewers-recap-hotlanta-hot-brewers-r2497/</link><description>I have to admit, I&#x2019;ve been a Negative Nelly the past week or so. The lack of splashes at the trade deadline (combined with two series losses) had me annoyed. The trade deadline is one of my favorite times of the season. I know they kept saying they were probably just adding a veteran starter, bu...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2497</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2024 22:51:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Milwaukee Brewers All-Anagram Team</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/milwaukee-brewers-all-anagram-team-r2417/</link><description>Let&#x2019;s have some fun. Baseball has a 162-game schedule, and there are lots of ups and downs. And sometimes you just need to have a bit of silliness. For that, we introduce the 2024 Milwaukee Brewer Anagram Team. Enjoy.




	Aaron Civale - Ovarian Lace&#xA0;




	Bryan Hudson - Bunny Hoards&#xA0;




	Jakob...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2417</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2024 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Brewers Recap: Wins Are Bigger Against Texas</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-brewers-recap-wins-are-bigger-against-texas-r2322/</link><description>Let&#x2019;s start with one of the most random things to happen this week for the Brewers. Someone on Facebook kind of called Milwaukee getting Dallas Keuchel. On Sunday afternoon, there was a post in a Brewers Facebook group (the 7th circle of Hell, in most cases) saying that the Brewers should go get...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2322</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2024 23:14:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Brewers Recap: Ugly Wins Are Still Wins</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-brewers-recap-ugly-wins-are-still-wins-r2293/</link><description>Let&#x2019;s start off with the most important thing to do right now: help the Milwaukee Brewers have multiple All-Stars this year.




	Is it that big of a deal? No. But after a few years of basically only pitchers representing the Brewers, it would be such a fitting reward to this team that everyone...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2293</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2024 11:53:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Brewers Recap: Phalling Phlat in Philly</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-brewers-recap-phalling-phlat-in-philly-r2234/</link><description>Let&#x2019;s be honest, having to write about the Brewers and Phillies series isn&#x2019;t very fun.




	It was probably the most exhausting series of the season. That is the silver lining, though. The fact that the first sweep against the Brewers didn&#x2019;t happen until June is a good thing. It also doesn&#x2019;t hur...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2234</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2024 23:06:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Recap: A Wild Ride To Wrap Up May</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-recap-a-wild-ride-to-wrap-up-may-r2202/</link><description>I&#x2019;m not doing a long intro to this article. Deal with it. Let&#x2019;s get into this amazing series against the division rivals, who are now under .500. The Brewers are now 33-23, and 10 games over .500. They also have a five-game lead in the division over the now-second place St. Louis Cardinals, as t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2202</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2024 10:14:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Brewers Recap: Mashing Without the Big Guns</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-brewers-recap-mashing-without-the-big-guns-r2151/</link><description>The Brewers start a grueling road trip this weekend. I mean grueling, as in locations. The team will head to Houston to face the Astros for three, then travel to Miami against the Marlins for three, and then wrap up the road trip in Boston against the Red Sox.




	The upside is that these teams...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2151</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2024 13:11:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>BrewersRaptor Recap: Losing to Royalty and Beating Up Dirty Birds</title><link>https://brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brewersraptor-recap-losing-to-royalty-and-beating-up-dirty-birds-r2128/</link><description>This week encapsulated baseball perfectly. The Milwaukee Brewers had plenty of lows, but there were so many highs to go along with it. Losing a series isn't ever fun to watch, but you have to remember that there are 162 games every year.&#xA0;




	Are the Kansas City Royals an amazing team this year...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2128</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2024 14:09:02 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
