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Albert can be a showboat. I don't like anybody who stands and watches homers. Yadi and Carp have short fuses, and played highly amped. They can, at times, push the limits of self-control. What I hate most about the Cardinals is their complaining... about shadows, about lights around the stadium, about the music, about the dome open or shut, about the official scoring.... but 95% of that is driven by Tony, who...again....needs to get the [expletive deleted] out. Barry Bonds used to be a baseball player. An all-around excellent one (though no where near the hitter Albert is). But then he just became a science experiment.

Prince is fat Braun is a tool Nyjer is the antichrist check. check. check. all good to great ballplayers. nyjer isn't the anitchrist, but he is an immature loudmouth punk. i don't think an honest brewers fan could deny any of those things either. Prince is most certainly a giant fatass. He's a great hitter. But he is large. Braun, too, is a terrific hitter. But he's a showboat. Of course, that's a lot easier to forgive when the guy is wearing the laundry you root for. the cardinals certainly employ some characters on this team. carpenter wears a lot of other teams' fans thin. but Albert does not walk on water. in fact, most of us are critical of his hustle on routine plays and his leadership. but, being the greatest hitter of the last 50 years earns some respect, no matter who's laundry you root for. and most of us at birdsonthebat despise the very air tony breathes and are desperately looking forward to the day he no longer perverts, discredits, and destroys the ballclub we love. want him? please take him.

www.birdsonthebat.org you'll find more in common with us than you do the homers at Cards Talk. there are some real baseball guys there. guys who actually watch the game and know something about it. we're reading you. you might as well read us. that being said, most of us still want to beat your brains in. the right to paint a flag on our outfield wall depends on it. two-hole