7/5/05 Brewers (Capuano) @ Marlins (Beckett) 6CST - CONTEST

[Brian the Automator]

i'm sorry but Wes

really isn't any more

heavy than Lyle

[ja002h]

Wes has lost much weight

with new rule for eating right:

one donut per day.

[Worm8181]

Wes is nice and fit

you are just gelous of it

what else do I say?

[Loopee]

If MLB.com

users tried to read this thread.

Their heads would explode.

[cirillo26]

So Wes can pinch hit

off a lefty reliever

later in the game

[homer]

Haiku requires brain

Brewer fans are really smart

Cubs fans can't do this

[Mike2k33]

What a dorky thread

Though it is classic BF

This won't be easy

[Loopee]

Wes has lost much weight

with new rule for eating right:

one donut per day.

 

Wes wants to be fit?

There's one way to assure it.

One donut per hit.

[gobadgers]

milwaukee brewers

nearing five hundred record

mike lowell has AIDS

[molitor fan]

To all Helms meanies

kindness is a great virtue

how bout trying it?

[ja002h]

gobadgers, your act

is tiring and immature.

Stop the insults please.

[molitor fan]

hello gobadgers

you will quite soon be banned

or that is my hope

[ja002h]

To all Helms meanies

kindness is a great virtue

how bout trying it?

 

Lacking in defense,

But hard worker who battles.

Much better than Jenks.

[Loopee]

Haiku or not that

post by gobadgers was not

right. Delete at least

[cirillo26]

I'm sorry Wes Helms

If I may have called you fat

I didn't mean it

[Brian the Automator]

[ milwaukee brewers

nearing five hundred record

mike lowell has AIDS ]

 

one "gay" and one "AIDS"

equals the first user who

was banned with haiku

[Loopee]

Wes Helms is not fat.

Donut Afficianado,

He surely still is.

 

I challenge you guys.

to fill the second line of

haiku with two words.

[ja002h]

two word second line.

unbelievable? hardly.

not that it's easy.

[And That]

Cheese sandwiches all

Eat them and type your haiku

Go Brew Crew and win

[JoeH33]

Although this seems dumb

I must participate too

cuz this is WOAH SOLVDD

[homer]

Can a haiku rhyme?

Or is that some kind of crime?

like killing a mime?

[molitor fan]

starter's best asset

Indefatigability

Mike Caldwell was king

[LS Brewer]

Favorite Haiku so far:

 

Wes wants to be fit?

There's one way to assure it.

One donut per hit.

 

Chris Capuano

Left handed, but right minded

Will strike out nine fish.

 

(I just want the bat

splintered into thousand shards

Who's Jason Belcher? http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif )

[Oswald Chesterfield Cobble]

two words second line

Unconcievable perhaps

Looks like I did it

[Loopee]

A haiku can't rhyme

Or you have messed up big time.

and don't kill the mimes!