7/5/05 Brewers (Capuano) @ Marlins (Beckett) 6CST - CONTEST

[Brian the Automator]

HAIKU NIGHT:

 

chris capuano

versus josh beckett tonight

trying to win two

 

note: only the lineups tonight are allowed to not be posted as haikus. Everyone who posts a haiku that relates to the game is entered into a contest to win a Jason Belcher broken bat. Any post that isn't a haiku gets deleted.

[ja002h]

I'm somewhat confused.

Isn't a haiku supposed

to be: 5,7,5?

 

 

edit: let me add

haiku game thread - sheer genius.

Hail Automator!

[Brian the Automator]

if this becomes a

memorable game like a

no-hitter it sucks

[ja002h]

if this becomes a

memorable game like a

no-hitter it sucks

 

But would it really?

Or like pure lotus flower

beauty beyond words?

[molitor fan]

Old Jack McKeon

Ned Yost with some geritol?

Marlin Curmudgeon

[nsimps]

Does beer kill Marlins

when Russell Branyan ya-yas?

Answer comes tonight.

[JB]

Chris Capuano

Walks Way Too Many Batters

Tonight I hope not

[rwa12]

crew on a hot streak

the return of the muscle

Time to go fishing

[nsimps]

I hate the Haiku

It taxes my brain too much.

When is sonnet night?

[bjkrautk]

Hot tubber Cappy

goes for his ninth victory.

Runners glued to first.

[7rebmun]

Who is MVP?

That's right it is Rickie Weeks.

Bow before greatness!

[ja002h]

MVP Rickie

misses his teammate the Prince.

Soon back to be king.

[deeswan]

I cannot do this!

It's way too complicated

Why can't I use prose?

[RyDogg66]

Beating the Marlins

leads to a winning road trip

before All Star break

[ja002h]

Prose is for suckers.

You must appreciate art.

Open up your mind!

[nsimps]

Don't worry Deeswan

Haiku can be loads of fun.

Brian has great ideas.

[RyDogg66]

This is ********

but who am I to turn down

A broke Belcher bat

[Brian the Automator]

it is just one game

i think you are capable

at least i hope so

[ja002h]

Have no fear Brian.

We are brewerfan.net!

The best of them all.

[deeswan]

A win tonight means

2 and oh start on road trip

That would be awesome

[nsimps]

Brain? What do you mean?

Brian is moderator.

Typos are not cool.

[PeaveyFury]

You just have to know,

Jim Powell is reading this

And thinks we are dorks.

[7rebmun]

Sit back and drink friends

Enjoy an I-Saus or 'dog

Drinkin' and Eatin'!

[ja002h]

I am chastened, to

think I made such error.

Please forgive my haste.

[nsimps]

Powell may look down

Seeing us as dorks and dweebs.

Eueker loves haiku.