Brew Crew Fan in Lake Gene

wOOgie, really awesome pregame stats/info!

This is the version that's burned into my memory from going to Brewers games as a kid. If anyone remembers it differently, please speak up. That was a long time ago! Bob Betts narrating: This is one of those pain-in-the neck messages the Brewers are truly sorry to have to bring you. We hope there isn't a single fan that has to deal with the obnoxious guy we call… The Two Fisted Slobber![/i] You know the one that makes up-teen trips to the back stand? Always interrupting a row - or even a section - getting to and from his seat and gets rowdier ever return trip?[/i] To stop the Two Fisted Slobber, the Brewers have asked fans to drink responsibly. We've told venders not to serve those to whom that next glass could be that one too many and we've increased stadium security.[/i] If the Slobber is still slopping around and effecting your game enjoyment, see an usher, a county sheriff or go the fan assistance center located on the main concourse at section 18.[/i] Remember… it our way or no way for the Two Fisted Slobber![/i]