McDank

Not sure on the prospect status of Trevor Plouffe, but it seems as if he's blocked at SS in Minnesota and has been dwindling away at Triple-A Rochester for the past few years. Seems to have some pop in his bat and the ability to take a few bags here and there. I would imagine it would take more than Kottaras to land him, though.

Nyjer Morgan is to the Brewers what Taka Tanaka was to the Indians. "Yuni, you got no... marbles!"

When the Levee Breaks, hands down. Axford and Zeppelin in the ninth? Sign me up.