Under the watchful eyes of Vinny Rottini,
there is no hope for Mr. Heaney!
Wil-th will be throwing some filth!
This will be a runaway laugher!
This will be a Rangers disaster!
A Texan named Lorenzen will be sufferen' to no end!
Mr. Fred will beat them mercilessly until they've bled and they're dead!
On us, do not tread! I hope Texas hears what is being said!