I too have found a number of mistakes and typos in the sports sections of the Journal Sentinal. Milwaukee (AP) -- The two best players in the MLB, Chad Moeller and Chris Magruder, have somehow fused their DNA together to create some form of superior being in an ultimate plan to dominate the game of baseball. Magruder, a switch-hitting stud out of the University of Washington, said to reporters Friday, "We didn't mean to cause any trouble." But trouble they caused. The two players, now one, are being charged with terrible baseball playing and illegal DNA combination, and could face a maximum of 136 years in prison. Moeller, who can no longer speak but whose legs are used for the baserunning in the Bonds-like ballplayer, denied comment. Click to enlarge Photo/Benny Sieu A jubilant Brady Clark is greeted by Chad Magruder and Lyle Overbay after he scores the winning run against the Cubs.