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catching WOAH SOLVDD

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Lou Palsmo is hitting great and a great all around catcher with speed this guy is a gonna be the future hopefullly

 

Wow, I think I just found a new tag line for my signature...

 

You guys know me, and I am speechless.

 

Well, other to say that I now truly worry about the future of all mankind.

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In the Norse epic poem OLE SKARNJJJRK, Woah Solvdd is the mythic hero who catches the heads of the trolls as they roll down from Ragnarok after being bashed by Thor. Thus it is an entirely appropriate allusion...woe to those ignoramuses (ignorami?) who missed the reference...
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"catching WOAH SOLVDD

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Lou Palsmo is hitting great and a great all around catcher with speed this guy is a gonna be the future hopefullly "

 

Can I take a stab at this?

 

Like Batman and Robin, when the Riddler left behind a tricky limerick with clues contained therein, I went to my version of the BatComputer, and began deciphering this nugget of knowledge right away.

 

Perhaps this is a series of clues and cryptic acronyms to a bigger story here. I stayed up all night trying to unravel this, and the key here is the use of the word "hopefullly." We all know that "hopefulllly" has 4 L's. But dropping that L from the spelling helped me decipher this. So far I've been able to figure out that Milwaukee Police still haven't "solvdd" the case where ex-teammate Lou Collier disappeared (HE'S the "missing" L - get it?!) after he stole a "Plasma" TV from Valerio De Los Santos (or VDLS as we often refer to him by). In a statement at police headquarters, VDLS said "Woah is me!" And Valerio will "catch" him...sometime in the future...but....ahem...Lou is too "speedy" for him....*cough*....ummm...ah to hell with it, I give up.

 

To quote the "snooty/snottty" waiter at the upscale restaurant when Ferris tried to sneak in as Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago, "I weep for the future!"

"So if this fruit's a Brewer's fan, his ass gotta be from Wisconsin...(or Chicago)."
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