ECBucky

People with big gums and small teeth Girls that wear tube tops and act offended when I look at the goods Large people in bike shorts Bikers who forego the safety of the well maintained bike paths, and actually use the street lanes. I swear to God one of these days...... That my wife actually watches the SImple Life and Sunset Tan Those sales cleks and their damn discount cards. The telephone company that knows I'm poor (hence the past due account) yet still wants me to update my service I can't fall asleep right now People who have lived directly above the state of Illinois for their entire life, and haven't figured out the S is silent That women don't realize guys think of the small of the back tatoo as merely a target The hot new girl at work who is off limits due to my marriage

I'll never forget a few years ago, Cubs/Phillies. Cubs clinging to a 1 run lead, Phils load bases top of 9th. Hawkins on the Mound. Phillies batter hits a line drive back to Hawkins which he catches, then tries to double off the runner on first. However, his throw HITS THE RUNNER'S HELMET and goes into the stands. 2 base error, Phillies win. Never forget the reactions to that one.

Bucks? You mean Milwaukee has an NBA franchise? huh