Mizzy will make the Cards dizzy!
Mizzy vs. Missouri will lead to Cards misery!
Sonny will have eyes that are runny!
We will filet Gray!
Gray will have Miz-eray!
We'll knock Scwhellenbach on his back!
His back will be schwellen!
And we will steal bases like a felon!
Pat- will be missing each bat
-Rick won't give any of them a clean lick!
The Braves left Milwaukee in the 60's as a thief;
They will leave Milwaukee this time in grief!
Kolek will get Colic
BECAUSE
we will score and the fans will rollick!
Pray for Jose anyway to defy every Padre!
Make them pay for our less-than-okay Friday!
He's making lots of money playing baseball ... so in a relative sense, he's doing just fine.
From a strictly baseball perspective, it stinks, I know. He's a good young man, too.
The Pad-res are better than the Rays, A's, and Jays!
BUT
I won't be singing their praise
over the next three days!
BECAUSE
the Brew Crew will win at least two!
Vasquez will be vanquished!
Chaaaad is too baaaad to leave us saaaad!