I don't think Marquez is German!
Rockies fans will once again be squirmin'!
They will have to endure a Brewers hard-hitting Sunday sermon!
Patrick will complete a 3-day Rockies hat-trick!
It's an easy pick!
Make your bets quick!
Poor Rockies are sick ...
Because we have a dome,
Someone is gonna' wish he was at home!
Senzatela praying for rain and an umbrella!
This is one scared fella'!
Quinn will win again!
Priester will once again knock 'em on their kiester!
Our righty will be mighty!
CR will need a DR.
MB will stand taller than Wemby!
This could be one of the all-time young men pitching scenes
WITH
Miz vs. Skenes!
Skenes may have Olivia Dunne,
BUT
Miz and the Crew will put him on the run
AND
stun and have fun before this one is done!
Let's just shut down the league altogether and have one team ... TEAM USA!
Then we can have 300 million fans!
We can then whip our enemies on the baseball field then instead of using bombs!
The time has come!
Come on, Rob Manfred and Players Union and Owners!
Do it for all the fans!
We are all equally important now!