I don't know what Sale is selling, BUT he's due for a shelling and lots of Brewers fans yelling!
Po-tay-toh, Po-taw-tah --> we're gonna' win with Freddy Peralta!
Yeah, I think we would lose a playoff series to them this season if that were to happen -- at least, the way we have been playing for about a month or so now.
Montas has the Razz-Ma-Taz ... he will cause the Nats offense to spaz!
Irvin will be curvin' and swervin', BUT the Brew Crew offense will renew and knock him out by inning number two!
Not crushing Elder
AND
Ross doing a salad toss!
Refunds are due for the fans for this dud!
So humid, the dirt was turning into mud!
The offense was crud!
Would be better off watching a rerun with Elmer Fudd!
Elder's ERA does not impress!
TBD's ERA will surely be less!
Let's take advantage and leave the Braves in a mess
that will
Braves Nation certainly depress!
Holmes-Boy we will destroy
as
Rea spins another masterful pitching display!
Braves left Milwau-kee -- they should forever stay away we will see!
Brewers take offense to teams whose payroll is more than twice ours!
Braves will get smashed in the teeth -- they better wear face bars!