Official Funny News Story Thread

[brewcrew00]

OK, so I am addicted to the "Weird News" sections of msnbc, AOL, and so on. I thought it would be a good idea to post your funny news stories all in one place (i.e. the BBQ Sauce story). So here's my first one that got me to laugh...

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25827708/

 

Check out some the banned names at the bottom of the story, it's gold!

[Brian the Automator]

 

I thought it was common knowledge that you weren't supposed to bet drugs at blackjack tables.

[brewcrew00]

Ok, that is seriously hilarious.

[Glennron]

Maybe the Cannabis Club Card is like the Subway Sub Club Card, after you buy a certain amount of pot from your dealer you get the next 1/8 ounce free.

[brewcrew00]

I love how the cops messed with him for "frequent flyer miles" on top of it. They were so sarcastic to him, it was great.