Read Lance Berkman's lips...

[Nottso]

valpo,

My wife actually commented during the game. She saw Berkman at the plate and said something along the lines of "He's built funny. Little bird legs on a big body." I had never really noticed it before; I always thought Berkman looked like Fred Flintstone.

[BrewCrewRising]

Big kudos to everyone here. Maybe it's the one gallon breakfast bloody mary I just managed to finish having the best of me, but this thread has me laughing out loud.

[BCZF]

"YA KNOW, PEOPLE REALLY LOVE MY NUTS! AND LOOK AT THE CLEANUP, IT OPENS LIKE A BUTTERFLY....A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[yount19.u]

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"