Read Lance Berkman's lips...

[SoCal Brew Crew Fan]

JCREW posted this picture in the IGT of Berkman's meltdown last night...any guesses on what he was saying? I'll start...

 

http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/e67363bb4b3fc0e7b835854680aec8e06f91f528.pjpg

 

"Didn't you read the Richard Justice column...this team has no holes!!!"

[chuckiehacks]

"It's Big Puma! Stop calling me Fat Elvis!"

[PrinceEatMeat]

"Wow. You're incredibly tall. I really thought that I was bigger than you. Guess I'll just take my seat in the clubhouse."

[topper09er]

"Your mother is a lovely woman"

[bigredrobbo]

"Whaddya mean I'm not a little teapot - here's my handle, here's my.......other handle. Aw, man!"

[phxMILWfan]

Roy and I act outraged about PED users to throw people off our trail!

[SoCal Brew Crew Fan]

"How dare you embarass me in front of Barbara Bush like that"

[And That]

"SHMAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[CrewDood]

"Time to do my best Lou Pinella commercial impression...say 'hello' to the misses'"

[craigharmann]

NO NEW TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaulRigdon]

"How dare you insult Vince the Shamwow guy like that! That !#!%## had it coming!"

[MadisonBrewerBlue]

hows your wife and my kids doing ?

[splitterpfj]

You start "Row, row, row your boat", when I start, "Gently down the stream"...how many times do I have to say this?

[TooLiveBrew]

BEEFCAKE!

[tomwopat]

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore?

 

Wow, this team sucks without Biggio, doesn't it?

 

Five dollar footlongs?

[nate82]

Lance Berkman

"Shenannnnnnnnnnnnnigans!"

 

Umpire

"If you say shenannigans one more time I'm tossing you out of this game!"

[SoCal Brew Crew Fan]

"I saw you untuck'em after Tuesday's game...you are part of the same Brewers conspiracy that sent Cooper & Romero down here"

[TooLiveBrew]

Lance Berkman

"Shenannnnnnnnnnnnnigans!"

 

Umpire

"If you say shenannigans one more time I'm tossing you out of this game!"

Hey El Caballo, what's that restaurant you like to go to, with all the goofy [stuff] on the walls?

[LouisEly]

"Last week I was as tall as you, and now I'm a foot shorter. You'd be mad too if you had African Shrinking Sickness!!!"

[razzzorsharp]

"Hey Blue, this is you do "The Pigeon!"

 

 

[drezdn]

That's what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

[Nottso]

"Whaddya mean I'm not a little teapot - here's my handle, here's my.......other handle. Aw, man!"

Winner. This one made me literally laugh out loud.

[pebadger]

drezdn wins wins with sly subtlety.

[BrewCrewForever]

That's what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

Classic, gotta love the edited for TV version of "The Big Lebowski".

[valpocrewsader]

Tie between SoCal's OP and drezdn.

 

My bid: "I drive a Dodge Stratus!!"

 

Btw, anyone else notice how incredibly super skinny Berkman's right leg looks in that picture? The knee is like the size of Prince's right ankle."