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tonight's game is even less meaningful than last night's... by my math Jenkins will have five hits in four at-bats with about 17 RBIs. keep driving up your trade value you lousy sack of dung.

HR for Jenkins. Better late than never !! Trade Value, Trade Value, Trade Value... keep it up K-boy

what is the batting equivalent for the opposite of a quality start? like the non-baby seal award...

if Minny can pull together a 32 and 8 stretch... i certainly can hope for the sans-pluto cosmic alignment that allows a 23 and 6 run. may it begin tonight. all i thought about today was signing maddux. coletti has big brass ones. to make the moves he did in last fudgin place. this team needs a "reggie-white-deciding-to-play-in-green-bay-because-god-spoke-to-him" type of waiver wire pick-up / minor league call-up to make this a special team. the current recipe is too bland. nobody goes out to a three star restaurant and orders the tuna casserole. i mean, i like tuna casserole, but it's not going to win anything. not even this wildcard which when push comes to shove is going to stoke some marginal fire in some marginal club. the sandlot marlins have that fire and nothing to lose. rickie. the lynchpin loss. the line-up would be so dynamic with rickie. prince would still be having fun and elevating his game competing with his friend. all those times where rickie and prince seem to homer in the same game aren't so coincidental. maybe i'm making stuff up. trade for maddux, let bush stabilize in the pen. no, it's over. we're out of gas. tired, watered down and non-threatening, fish in a barrel. the first genuine - wait until next year -moment, but september last year felt like this too. draft well z, spend some money, do your investment banker thing mark... talk to bobby & go to mexico ned, experience a personal tragedy that gives you an edgy personality, make the ligaments heal rog, find another team besides texas to trade with doug... take ownership of the team robin, come on up frank k. wait. wait.. edit: i guess i need a fact checker, and another round

Can you say loss #5 in a row Can you say 2007? Gwynn, Weeks, Fielder, Hall, Hart, Braun, Rotino, Rivera, 7 days and counting without Franny. I haven't seen any 'Melvin is awesome' threads in a while... Kolb is awesome.

sold it as well as Rivera did the HBP... and, if we couldn't poke fun at our suckiness this would really suck

Wow, Bell almost did it... heads up Corey

can Bell figure out how to ground into a double play here?

this is when the trade looks Ugly... when you haven't seen Cordero in a week.

Ned fighting looked like he was telling a barista that she made his latte the wrong way

at least dust off Franny for an inning... give me a reason to watch.

Oy. I don't know what is worse. Losing 3 straight to these Jupiter Hammerheads or looking down the barrel of Oswalt - Clemens - Pettite with the dregs of our staff. 23 - 9 run needed for the wildcard. Playoff hopes fading, fading, faded - like the pictures in back to the Future.

ooooooooooh... you can tell he liked the taste of that. more to come... he wants more of that soup.

prince... pretend Carlos is there... telling you how to be "the guy"

edit edit... what a waste. best case scenario Hart moves the runners over and the next is IBBed to set up the double play... swing away! 3 outs to get a single!!!!

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad bunt who says "fundamentals" on the Brewers better the JC...? even when he poops the bed he misses the sheets edit: you got what you wanted... swing away

hard to get excited. gonna take 3 inna row to stoke this extinguished fire. what Ohka do we get IP / ER / BB 7 / 1 / 1, or the all too frequently occurring 4 / 4 / 4

There is no doubt in my mind that Sheets will end the season on the DL. It's only a matter of time.... OH Come ON! Ben beat Cuba back in, like 1974... single handedly suppressing communism for at least a decade, give him a break.

I smell a new whipping boy... Miller BA: April - .302 May - .269 June - .227 July - .241 Aug - .226 Awesome! Way to remember April Ned.

now would be a good time to not suck Damian

This is Ben Sheets 'I'm-a-career-sub-.500-pitcher' tonight, not Ben Sheets 'I-get-paid-like-an-ace-an-occasionally-show-the-filthiest-stuff'.

What does Jenkins do with his paychecK? Swim around in a money bin like Scrooge McDuck? Has there ever been a... "first one at the park, last one to leave" "headed to the cage for extra work" "hours spent pouring over video" ...comment made about JunKins?

He looks foolish

These are games 10, 11, 12 & 13 in a stretch of 20 games in 20 days for Houston. With the 18 inning contest in there as well, they should be in tatters. Long live your ear drum, your pectoral and your behind-the-shoulder-muscle-thing-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-your-shoulder Ben!

Dale Sveum. know your role. 2nd and 3rd with Prince coming up against a rookie righty? yeah yeah: i'm making my edit right now. well done jake.