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Brad Hawpe is apparently on the verge of signing a Minor League Deal with an invite. I think he makes perfect sense for the Crew. Power lefty bat, can play LF, RF, and 1B.Almost guaranteed to be better than Brad Nelson.

You're correct. I should probably sleep. But the way this day is going, I'm afraid I'll miss at least two more transactions. Still concerned about viable power off the bench, but that's for another thread. Good luck, Casey.

I'll miss Casey. Prolonged slump nonwithstanding, I was looking forward to having him as a veteran power bat off of the bench. The lack of experience off of the bench at this point scares the crap out of me. This buried us last year. We need at least one (perhaps two) outfielders, and someone who back up at SS/2B. I presume Taylor Green will be with the team for 2012 in a reserve role. And no, Doug, Travis Ishikawa isn't benchworthy.

At least he referenced his mullet. I begrudgingly give him a point for that one. Marco is straight-up dealing. Good for him.

Again, this guy was known as being an odd personality? He sounds like my great-grandfather talking about Napoleon Lajoie and Honus Wagner after two Ambien and a shot of warm milk.

I wonder if Brian Anderson sounds this clueless about the teams away from the field during non-brewer national games...

Well look at that! Estrada all fahred up!

Is it really Mitch Williams? the same guy who was known as the "Wild Thing?" Doesn't a name like that connote having personality?

DANG YunI!!!

Mein Gott. Talk about two guys absolutely faking their way through it.

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Claudio Vargas – Beck’s Amber. Tasted real good late last summer when anything different was worth a try, but the more you keep using it, the worse it is, and the stupider you feel for ordering it up.

Welcome Back, Big Head. per RotoWorld: http://www.stoopad.com/content/binary/BigHeadRuinsTheDay.png

I'm mildly surprised that no one's signed Ryan Church yet. Is his health that compromised? I'd like him just fine in Cat's spot, albeit he's a left-hander.

I have nothing to contribute as far as stakes, but definitely count me in for the next one, be it the next PPV or the UF10 finale coming up...