What If Juan Nieves and Bill Schroeder Were Mic’d Up?

Pre-Game
BS: “Juan, I get the sense something magical is going to happen tonight, something so big that if I ever become an announcer, I’ll talk about it all the time.”
JN: “Bill you say that before every game. Can you go over the scouting report for their lead off guy, Ken Gerhart?”
BS: “Yeah the scouting report is that he’s no Rickey Henderson.”

2nd Inning
BS: “Just wanted to come talk and get our signs straight.”
JN: “What was that song you were singing on the way out here?”
BS: “It’s that new duet from Aretha Franklin and George Michael. I think it’s called “I Knew You Were Waiting” I can’t get it out of my head.
JN: “Haven’t heard that one. Michael’s a flash in the pan. That other guy from Wham! Is going to be a superstar.”

3rd Inning
BS: “Can you believe that play from Paciorek? I’m telling you, something magical is happening tonight.”
JN: “Hell of a play. Honestly before that play I didn’t even know that dude’s name.”

5th Inning
BS: “Sometimes, when I’m alone with my thoughts, I find myself really missing Paul Householder.”
JN: “I find myself thinking of ALF. Ever watch that show? Funny stuff.”

7th Inning
BS: “Something magical is happening. I can’t mention the thing that’s happening right now, because I don’t want to jinx it. If I ever become an announcer, I can mention the thing that I can’t mention now all of the time.”
JN: “I still can’t believe Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3.”

9th Inning
JN: “Hell of a play by Yount! I can’t believe it!”
BS: “Neither can I! I told you something magical would happen. I just caught the first and only no-hitter in Brewers history! I couldn’t have done it without you Juan!”