There isnt a Spoon

Put me down for the Ben Sheets baseball.

Can we get a poll for the most hated player on brewerfan.net of all time?

D- Ok with the Bench moves, worse than horrible with the pen/starters. Ned Yost = Buck Rodgers - can him please.

Is this a joke? I don't think I laughed this hard in a while. It's almost Onion'ish. "They just wanted some bats, good bats -- maple bats," Broncos general manager Jose Melendez said.

you're going to jinx it!! I'm going to curse them as long as they keep winning.

I think he's a good color commentator. Just tried to make a point that his jargon/philosophy is reaching the everyday fan and turning them into a baseball expert.

So a couple days I went to the batting cages for the first time in 8 years and did pretty well (I actually hit stuff). I was joking around with my family saying I should be trying out for teams this next spring. My brother chimes in asking what direction I was hitting them. I said I was hitting them to the left (I'm right handed). Everyone there not being baseball experts I didn't think it would be good to become technical... Anyway, he says "aww, I bet you can't pull the ball and hit the ball any direction," and using other Schroeder jargon. It got me thinking, and lately I've been hearing many many people who claim to be experts talking like mini bill schroeder clones (talking about pulling the ball, relaxing, catchers being awesome, don't be too fine out there, etc). My point is we better do something before everyone starts to sound like him, like dub his voice with Uecker's so we can all become Uecker clones instead.

Great Scott!

Dunn drives me crazy the same way Hall drives me crazy... 3TO ... only I guess Hall is a 2TO type.

I put all my bobblehead's on the TV for tonights game. If that doesn't unjinx them I don't know what will.

Hey, me too. Where do you work? State of Illinois, unfortunately.

That may be, I've been reading 'The Count of Monte Cristo' lately.

I'm actually curious how many people are associated with the Brewers or their farm system?

Congrats pretend! We all need something too take our mind off how atrocious the Brewers are right now.

"I have an idea, an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about."