So a couple days I went to the batting cages for the first time in 8 years and did pretty well (I actually hit stuff). I was joking around with my family saying I should be trying out for teams this next spring. My brother chimes in asking what direction I was hitting them. I said I was hitting them to the left (I'm right handed). Everyone there not being baseball experts I didn't think it would be good to become technical... Anyway, he says "aww, I bet you can't pull the ball and hit the ball any direction," and using other Schroeder jargon. It got me thinking, and lately I've been hearing many many people who claim to be experts talking like mini bill schroeder clones (talking about pulling the ball, relaxing, catchers being awesome, don't be too fine out there, etc). My point is we better do something before everyone starts to sound like him, like dub his voice with Uecker's so we can all become Uecker clones instead.