In a perfect world.... 1: The Brewers sweep this series and untuck em after each win. 2: TLR is arrested for DUI. The officers who search his vehicle find a trunk full of HGH with a note on it that says "To Albert, From Mark." During the booking and interview at the police station, TLR admits to drinking a case of High Life. Between the slurs and vomiting he also mentions (on camera) that he is drinking Miller because he hates all things Bud. TLR is fired by the Cards due to pressure from corporate sponsors. 3: Pujols is sold to the Cubs. The money is used to finance the production of No, No, Nanette part deux. 4: Pujols signs a 10 year, $400 extension. 5: Chris Carpenter has to explain all of these things to his son.