I thought it was a complete mockery of all we stand for to be under 2hrs til gametime and have no game thread. Per those thoughts... Today it's the Sleepy Vampire (6-3, 3.84 ERA) vs. Stark for the Rockies (0-2, 16.20 ERA). That hurts just to type. Assuming the right circumstances, by suppertime we could be witnesses of a very amazing trifecta: 1. 7 games over .500 2. Alone in 2nd place 3. Atop Wild Card standings. I would party like it's 1982. Go Crew.