There is a saying my Reds fan brothers and I use in relation to Mr Carpenter, after the brawl last year when he and Scott Rolen got into it Carpenter stated to the media 'How am I going to explain this to my son?'. Now, naturally everytime he does anything we ask...."How will Chris Carpenter explain this to his son?" It doesn't matter what it is, losing a game, the national deficit, gas prices, LaRussa's hair, anything is fair game.