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Bonderman is absolutely mowing down the Yankees.

If I were Ben Sheets, I'd be knocking heads together in the clubhouse.

Darron and his Eckstein talk is triggering my gag reflex.

24 strikes and only 4 balls through 2 innings, Sheets is insane.

Milwaukee (74-86) Ben Sheets (6-7, 4.05 ERA) St. Louis (82-77) Jeff Suppan (12-7, 4.18 ERA) TV: FOX Radio: WTMJ-AM 620

Why can't Bush be this good consistently?

Bill Hall wants to set a new record by getting all three outs in a single inning.

Wow, aside from some possible order switching, I really, really, really like this lineup.

I know this statement is the kiss of death, but it's inconceivable that we might lose this pitching matchup.

Although, that check box resets itself each day for some reason. Or at least it used to.

I've got a similar story to that, Lifer. A couple years ago, I was hiking at the Philmont Scout Ranch in New Mexico. While my crew was out on our trek, apparently a couple kids (15 years old) on a different trek got attacked by a bear while they were sleeping in their tent. It was minor, and they merely needed a couple stitches, but the offending bear was tracked down and killed. But here's the kicker... The reason the bear came into their tent was because one of the kids had a Snickers bar in his sleeping bag. Each night, everyone is supposed to take any food (plus anything that had come in contact with food) or anything with a strong odor and put it up in the bear bag. So, all the bear wanted was a sweet-smelling treat, but because the kids were morons who didn't follow the rules and got hurt because of it, the bear got the death sentence. Also, you wouldn't believe how stupid parents can be at a zoo. I'm pretty much a zoology/biology geek, and it annoys me to no end when I overhear parents telling their child something completely wrong. Saying something like, "Look at the porcupine!" when pointing to an echidna. I just want to slap them.

In this case, it's Casey and me. And you thought you were the Grammarian, 19. I'll admit, you got me there, Casey. No need to be a Toxic Granny, Hawing. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif Isn't that generally caused by having hard water, rather than being a defect of the soap? Sometimes that's the case. But I remember my mother always used to buy bars of these weird fragrance soaps that wouldn't lather, but normal soaps worked fine.

Well, so much for the perfect game.

Something appears to be wrong with Doug Davis. And I mean that in a good way.

This is gonna turn into a contest between Casey and I of who can come up with more. Restroom faucets which are supposed to automatically turn on, but don't. Or how about those faucets where it's like a giant button that needs to be held down, and you can only wash one hand at a time. ? When sitting in a classroom at a desk and the person in front of you leans back to stretch and smacks you in the face with their arms. ? Those ribbons on the backs of cars. ? When people pass on the shoulder during heavy traffic. ? People oblivious to the fact that not showering makes them smell bad. ? People who display the confederate flag anywhere. ? When stuff is purposely spelled with a K instead of a C, e.g. 'Krazy' or 'Klassic.' ? People who, when turning into a parking lot or a side street, feel the need to practically come to a complete stop before making the turn. ? People who hang around and chat in high-traffic areas where they're in the way of everyone, yet don't have the sense to step somewhere more out of the way. ? When two or three people are walking side-by-side down a hallway or sidewalk, and don't move for people coming the opposite way. ? When smokers hang around outside the doors to buildings which makes everyone else have to walk through their smoke to get inside. ? People who, when walking down a hallway or stairs, decide to stop in their tracks and talk to someone, without regard to the other people walking behind them. ? Political ideologues, for any party. ? Vegans, especially the ones here at college. Currently, about a quarter of the available food is vegan; but they want half the food to be, despite the fact that they make up less that 10% of the college population. And they campaign for grass-fed beef and free-range poultry, even though they wouldn't eat the stuff if it were. Also, when they try to make you feel guilty about not being a vegan.

? People who sit behind homeplate with a cell phone and wave whenever they're on camera. ? People who, when shown on the scoreboard at a sporting event, wave at the scoreboard rather than at the camera. ? People who don't shovel their sidewalks and then it eventually turns to lumpy ice. ? Internet shorthand. ? Security devices and packaging on CD's and DVD's. ? 8 year olds who dress like hookers. ? People who do a bad parking job and neither have the sense nor the courtesy to fix it. ? Soap that doesn't lather, no matter how hard you try. ? People who use the word 'times' when they actually mean 'multiply.' It's a preposition, not a verb. ? Being put on hold because of call waiting. ? When people have sprinklers in their yards such that you can't walk past on the sidewalk without getting wet. ? When someone parks their car across the sidewalk in their driveway. ? People who don't turn on their headlights when it's raining or dark out. ? Commercials that give absolutely no reason why someone should buy the product. ? People who say 'excuse me' and think that it then makes it okay to be rude and push in front of you. ? People that constantly smell like coffee. ? When people don't fold up newspapers properly after they're done reading it, so that it now is all lumpy. ? People who talk to themselves out loud, seemingly for the sole purpose of getting other people to ask them about it. ? Screaming, but especially by girls in unneccessary situations. ? Sick people who didn't have the sense to stay at home in bed, and now I have to listen to their hacking coughs and sniffling all day long. ? Trucker hats in any sort of existence.

Annnnnd...we're back to the crappy bullpen.

Hooray, we're winning.

Wilco deserves to be higher up on that list, Toby.

Whoo, first post! By the way, you might want to fix the spelling error right before the Miller Park picture. Some people might get the wrong connotation.

Well, this turned out to be a waste of an evening.

This game is as good as over.

Does anyone feel like a cheese sandwich today? I really, really, really hope that this game doesn't go one that long.

If I were Roger Clemens I would shoot myself. The consistent lack of run support is hilarious. Also the fact that going to Houston was his doing.

David Bell, don't make me hate you even more.