Bello is stable as jello; our offense says, “Hello!”
Today, Each Bosock going to hitting school as a fool; with Burnes, every student the hard way learns!
We shall be vexin' Flexen!
Mariners will take their turns against Burnes, but to the dugout sad-faced they shall each have their returns!
This battle in Seattle will be a slaughter ... Mariners fans should hide their sons and even their daughter!
A couple #52's matched up!
It's not in the Cards for the Padres when we play Pick-up 52 tonight!
Lauer will be fresh and fine like a spring flower!
Wacha won't be able to handle the Brewers hacka!
DBacks will be Burned tonight! We're coming to fight!
Brew Crew and Yeli will overwhelm Kelly!
Brewers Nation is at rest; we know we are the best!
Rookie or Vet, the Brewers are your best bet!