Pitchers: Montero K. \[DET\] (0-0), Quintana J. \[MIL\] (1-0)
Montero is a big fat zero,
BUT
Quintana is our bonanza!
Tigers will be pussy cats!
Brewers will swing the heavy bats!
Tigers fans will be saying, "Drats!"
That's the pregame facts!
Pitchers: Olson R. \[DET\] (1-1), Quintana J. \[MIL\] (1-0)
Olson may be wholesome,
BUT
Quintana is our bonanza!
Tigers will be pussy cats!
Brewers will swing the heavy bats!
Tigers fans will be saying, "Drats!"
That's the pregame facts!
If President Trump can change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America,
why can't Governor Evers change the name of Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin?
If Governor Evers does this, it could inspire the Brewers and rattle the Tigers for the rest of the series!
Call the Governor's number now and put the pressure on to get this done by mid-afternoon tomorrow! Give Michigan/Tigers sorrow!
Gallen will be a 'fallen!
Freddy is our pitching Jedi!
DBacks' eyes will be red and swollen!
No victory for them will be stolen!
Brewers bullpen will be happenin' !!
DBacks will be like fish a 'flappin' !!
Listen, he could have been the mayor of Milwaukee if he re-signed with us, BUT he followed the players union instead of what would have been good for him and the team.
I am not cheering for him any more than I cheer for any other enemy player. He is an enemy now. He chose to be our enemy. He's no better than Craig Counsell in my mind.