Let's hit a dinger against Singer!
Let's hit another dinger against Singer!
Let's hit plenty a dinger against Singer!
E-Rod on the pitcher's mound will trod!
The skipper gave him the nod!
He will pitch like a baseball god!
Brew Crew win by Two plus Two plus Two!
The offense of Cincy will remain chintzy!
The Reds are about to go from Low to Low with Lodolo!
His first name is Nick and he and his teammates are about to get more sick!
Nasty Nestor is NOT a Patsy nor a Quitter!
Last game for him was Bitter!
But it's about to get Better for ole' Nestor!
Raggans' pitches we will be Taggan!
Royals' spirits will be saggin'!
Mercy they will be beggin'!
Freddy will be ready and continue to be steady!
Postgame celebration spread will include spaghetti!
Kiss your girl afterwards as if you're Barney and she is Betty!
Lorenzen is NOT our Fren!
We will NOT lose by Ten!
Chad will NOT be had!
We will NOT be sad or mad!
MKE over KC by 3!
Time for some Yippee!
This is NOT an April Fool's joke!
This is NOT a game where we choke!
I hear ya'!
That's why fans/owners/etc. need to shut the whole thing down until the league becomes fair! It's a joke right now, and has been for far too long.
Boycott the MLB!
The Big Leagues are the Rig Leagues.
Make MLB fair again.
You mean the MLB needs to step up!
Why should Mark A. have to go in severe debt when the Yankees, Dodgers, Mets, Cubs, etc. don't have to go in debt to retain/sign stars?