Well, that's a little hyperbole right there, too (just to be fair to, um, me). And you don't want to be my shrink. You got that right. There isn't nearly enough money in my wallet to make it worth your effort. That said, I wish I could flip a switch and react less emotionally and more like many of you. I mean that. I've calmed noticeably from my can-crushing and item-throwing days in college, but I hate how mad I get. where did you go to college, out of curiosity, Bruce? seriously.