Vignette from real life, 10 minutes ago. We're getting ready for Milwaukee.
GF: "How do I look?" [she looks very cute, but she's wearing a Yelich jersey].
Me: "Oh, uh, this won't make any sense to you, but you can't wear that, not Yelich."
GF: "Why, he's the best player, isn't he?"
Me: [whoa, ok, slowly inhale. Forgive her Lord, she knows not what she says]. "Well, he used to be, for sure, but this year definitely not. In fact, overplaying him is a huge risk to our chances this year."
GF: [with a bit of a pout on her face -- she does a VERY cute pout]. "But you bought this for me."
Me: "True, but you also have that Garrett Mitchell jersey, the center fielder you like."
[Problem Solved].
PS: Is it just me or do all girls look great in baseball hats?