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  1. Fatter than Joey
    A pitbull blew up the deathstar.
  2. Fatter than Joey
    just my two cents, and if I am way out in left field, or being a baby, than I apologize, but I don't think this is acceptable. I thought it was in bad taste and not remotely funny. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
  3. Fatter than Joey
    If we get 6-8 inches more snow this weekend I am going to make the kids make a Snowmanyan in the yard.
  4. Fatter than Joey
    Sometimes I think I live in a different world than most of you. We live on Earth, it's pretty nice here, send us a postcard sometime http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif Just keep your hands off my meat. I don't want to speak for the whole board, but I think we can collectively avoid doing this. I'm a man because I have chest hair I'm a man, because I push all my emotions to the dark ball in my stomach. Oh, and I would rather run out of gas in Utah than ask someone where I am going.
  5. Fatter than Joey
    you know -- if you flip that tatoo upside down -- it looks a lot like my mother in law -- unibrow, buck teeth, etc...
  6. Fatter than Joey
    Sampson supposed to be fired today
  7. Fatter than Joey
    Mine is my son hulking up before trick or treating -- it cracks me up.
  8. Fatter than Joey
    Really don't mind if you sit this one out. My words but a whisper -- your deafness a SHOUT. I may make you feel but I can't make you think. Your sperm's in the gutter -- your love's in the sink. So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick. And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction the moral melee. The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way. But your new shoes are worn at the heels and your suntan does rapidly peel and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick. And the love that I feel is so far away: I'm a bad dream that I just had today -- and you shake your head and say it's a shame. Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth. Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth. Spin me down the long ages: let them sing the song. See there! A son is born -- and we pronounce him fit to fight. There are black-heads on his shoulders, and he pees himself in the night. We'll make a man of him put him to trade teach him to play Monopoly and to sing in the rain. Really any Tull song will work for me..... If there is one single line I relate to its.... "Too old to Rock, but too young to die."
  9. Fatter than Joey
    Well -- I could see Klements marketing a new sausage.
  10. Fatter than Joey
    Is Chris Berman the Nickelback of sports announcers? No -- there was a time when he was pretty fresh, and probably helped ESPN get off the ground -- I think Berman is more like the artist that didn't adjust their playlist for the times. That is to say "classic rock nicknames" worked well for me back in 1980, but for kids 15-19 today -- I can't imagine a Deep Purple nickname makes them do anything but shake their head.
  11. Fatter than Joey
    Awesome story! I have to think cows are pretty enthused about this as well. However, I'd hate to be the nearest cow, when Prince puts up his first 0-20 stretch. but a few weeks ago he received a book from his wife, Chanel, that changed his outlook on what he puts in his massive frame. The book described how certain animals are treated and slaughtered for food. and then... Besides his food intake choices, Fielder would like to make another change in his life, like not being the National League's error leader at his position. He committed 14 last year and ranked in the cellar for fielding percentage at first base. Fielder did not know he was that bad until Chanel pointed it out. Glad to see Chanel is picking up the slack.
  12. Fatter than Joey
    and getting a done of RB autographs. He has the worst autograph
  13. Fatter than Joey
    I'll be back when adult conversations start up again. Aren't these scheduled for July?
  14. Fatter than Joey
    Yay! -- I am excited about this
  15. Fatter than Joey
    Maybe Ned can find a spot in Dale Jr.s' pit crew. I'm not a big fan of NASCAR, but I am not interested in seeing people die.
  16. Fatter than Joey
    i'm not really sure how someones opinion can be wrong. Of course you are right it's not.... however the initial post in this thread wanted to know "Why people hate Nickelback?", so it is only fair that people tear into them.
  17. Fatter than Joey
    I certainly understand hesitations with the Humane Society... We have 2 dogs both rescues, and they both have worked out well. I kept an eye out on Craig's list as well.
  18. Fatter than Joey
    Maybe I'm in the minority but I like Cueto more than Bailey. Nope, I've been doing more blabbing about Cueto (and even Matt Maloney) than Bailey -- I think Bailey will be decent, but I don't blame the Reds for dangling him out there
  19. Fatter than Joey
    Was Yo smoking the reefer?
  20. Fatter than Joey
    nice avatar
  21. Fatter than Joey
    Shouse got rocked so that's Yost's fault? When he faces RHP -- absolutely.
  22. Fatter than Joey
    Lifting with his back?
  23. Fatter than Joey
    Washing Jeff Kent's truck?
  24. Fatter than Joey
    Perry Mason & Munsters
  25. Fatter than Joey
    Roy Orbison was an awesome songwriter. Roy Orbison also was one of the best male vocalists ever. My guilty pleasure would be Adam & the Ants.
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