This has nothing to do with the catch or the theatrics after it but I don't think there is a person in this world I would want to see get a paintball to the groin more than Harrison Bader.
Feel like you can make calls just based on how a hitter reacts. Realmuto jogging and weakly putting his arms out like a safe sign tells you he thought he went and is just hoping to catch a break.
That's why I sit close to the dugout with my kids. I can plausibly claim that any swears they say at home were heard by a player/manager and not by me.