Okay, so I think I was juuuuust a bit outside on the Jake Bauers strikeout prediction… thanks, Jake.

But hey, we still saw some progress!

• Christian Yelich: 4 XBH - already picked up 1 with that double

• Jackson Chourio: 6 R - grabbed 1 last night

• Brice Turang: 3 2B - quiet so far

• William Contreras: 4 HR - villain arc pending

• Jake Bauers: 2 SO - struck out 4 times because of course he did

• Garrett Mitchell: 2 SB - still waiting

• Sal Frelick: 1 3B - TBD

• Luis Rengifo: 2 H - went 1‑1, halfway home

• David Hamilton: 5 BB - none yet, but the week is young

Small victories count.

I’m making a slight tweak to the format for next week; something cleaner, more obtainable, and honestly a lot more fun. Stay tuned for the upgraded chaos.

FG.FTC.

-Irrelevant