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You know the stringers who put those headlines together think of like 20 before they settle on a politically correct yet still funny headline.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Some what relevant but my favorite headline along these lines was from an Arkansas/USC football game.

 

Nutt replaces Johnson with (Casey)Dick verses (Game)Cocks

 

(Casey) and (Game) added by me, they did not appear in the original headline

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Bartolo Colon apparently injured his back while swinging at a pitch.

 

That would be: Tight Colon leads to DL stint.

 

Hey, I am at least as good as Carrie Muskrat now. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

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