Brewers resorting to Craigslist?

[OldSchoolSnapper]

Obviously not, but I saw this and it made me laugh nonetheless.

 

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/for/1355875819.html

[trwi7]

I fit those requirements! How do I sign up?

[CheezWizHed]

What ever it takes! Great out of the box thinking. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[GAME05]

i can't pitch at all. i have just enough velocity to not bounce the ball to the catcher and i'm not left-handed. but whenever my little brother had ghostrunners at second and third, that's when i always buckled down and got the out, so i'm clutch. i'm gonna ask Doug for a 4-year/$42 million contract.