As long as we're getting crazy, I mean why not consider James Gammon? He did a pretty mean job of scouting all of that talent for the Indians in Major League. I'm sure Ueck is still tight with him and wouldn't have any trouble persuading him to come here.But then we would also have to hire a psychic to contact the spirit of James Gammon, since he died in July. I don't think Ueck wants to be that tight with him.