Gary Sheffield admitted to booting balls so that he would get traded from the Brewers. In some respects, that is more damning than his having taken steroids, since those actions at least try to enhance performance. But Sheffield admitted, rather haphazardly, to outright sabotage. Never has he repented and yet he's bound for the Hall of Fame, and that's forgetting the thousands of sins against the game he's committed since then (along with crazy good numbers, but I think the Hall deserves better). On a related note, I would bet good money he wears a Cubs uniform before he's through. Since we're spared his antics, though, hatred, I mean, a strong dislike, for Zambrano seems particularly healthy. I especially like the way Uecker's whole fare-thee-well tone changes to as close to scorn as he can get when Zambrano's on the mound. "Not jumping around so much now, is he folks?" after a home run, is my favorite.