My high school coach was, shall we say, a "piece of work" and didn't let pitchers hit unless you could smack dingers on the regular. As such, I didn't get to hit for my final two seasons. Didn't even take batting practice. But my senior year, we were beating the hell out of some team, so the coach let all the pitchers on the bench pinch hit. I lined a single to right, ended my varsity career with a 1.000 BA.
Oh wait, we're talking about BREWERS pitchers? Woodruff, then.