If you could write a letter to yourself at age 16 and send it back in time, what would it say? I'll go ahead and get things started... Dear 16 year old WJE, Hi, it's yourself from the future. Don't worry, I'm not writing to warn you that you got hooked on drugs or crap like that. I do want to tip you off about a few things, though. First-- Real soon you're going to be looking for a new car. Your brother will be getting his liscense pretty quickly, which means he gets to inherit the [edited for language] you drive now. A guy you work with, John, no not long hair creepy John, but going grey weird John, will offer to sell you his convertable. Don't be seduced by the shiny wheels and stereo that makes a nice "boom" sound. You'll quickly learn that Lebaron's don't have the best track record when it comes to transmissions, and this will kickoff your streak of three cars in three years. Buy something else and save yourself cash in the long run. Second-- Don't EVER date the friend of Jeff's girlfriend! Long story short, through her you'll meet another girl that you'll date, and that just turns into a huge mess. If that's not reason enough, there's always the fact that shortly before you break up, she thinks it's funny to come up and fart on you while you're watching TV. Third-- Don't believe everything you've been told about drinking. Yes, do wait until you're of legal age, but don't think that one drink will cause you to go crazy. Next year you will be going to Germany. You will be of legal age to drink over there. Make sure you have a few beers, especially when you go to the little "Oktoberfest-type" event, or when you take a tour of a brewery, or ESPECIALLY when you visit the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Don't go crazy, but come on and live a little. Finally-- Know how you've always had a passing interest in photography? Make it more than that. Dump the crappy video production classes, you're going to get out of that as your major in college after a year or so anyways. Instead, sign up for as many photography classes as you can. Save some money from your crappy job (it seems fun now, but wait a year), and buy yourself a decent starter kit. Trust me here. (edit: language --1992)