Brian the Automator
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Apparently: Damian Miller == Crooked Ladder. -
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[ He is batting 500 for the month with .500 obp and .625 slugging. ] ........in 8 at-bats.
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"It's addition by subtraction!"
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[ Why is Branyan on the bench? ] It's possible he tweaked his thumb last night.
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Chris Magruder and his .297 OBP are batting leadoff. How refreshing. Dusty Baker called. He wants his lineup card back.
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BOLD PREDICTION FOR TONIGHT: Tomo Ohka pitches the second best game of his Brewers' career, and also makes his LAST start for the Brewers, being the first July departure via trade for the Brewers.
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[ at milwaukeebrewers.com the game preview notes quote Yost as saying that cmags will get the start over Brady today. ] That ought to be fun.
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Did I miss something? What's up with Clark?
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[ is it just me, or was yost wearing a tie dye jersey/shirt in that picture? ] It looks like he just bought a new blue shirt and accidentally washed it on "hot" with his uni.
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[ What "holes" are you going to plug? What position is currently a "hole"? Right field is the only possible "hole" but dealing Jenkins is going to be sort of hard, plus his OPS is tracking toward .800 (currently .765) and he has played a nice RF. ] #1 - 2nd starter - Davis isn't acting like a true #2 anymore #2 - RF - Gotta have power from your corners #3 - LOOGY - Phelps and JDLR aren't cutting it #4 - 3B - While Cirillo/Branyan/Hall aren't stinking up the joint, they're not a bastion of consistency #5 - SS - Not necessarily a hole, but they need to make a decision. Either let Hardy play everyday and improve, so put Hall there and let Hardy get his ab's in AAA
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[ The team is one winning stretch away from being right smack dab in the Wild Card chase. Jenkins and Hardy, who tag teamed to create serious drag on the offense in the first 60+ games are both looking more like the players we assumed they would be this year. Branyan is back healthy and adding a new bit of pop in the lineup. ] There should be a formula that GM's follow to see if they should buy or sell at the deadline. Something like (# of "if's") * (current winning PCT) * (current winning PCT of teams remaining on schedule) / # of remaining games or something to that effect. The Brewers are one Carlos Lee injury away from a freefall. I really don't think they have the depth they need to make a run. I don't think they "suck", but it's hard to run before you can walk. The Brewers need to finish above .500 to get some traction, and then look at taking it to the next level. Otherwise, you will have to sell off some pretty good prospects to plug some holes. The biggest problem with low payrolls isn't that you don't have some decent players, it's that you have a bunch of average or slightly above average players. There aren't all that many OBVIOUS holes in the lineup or the rotation, but there aren't a lot of studs either.
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NL Central Standings: TEAM WON LOST PCT GB HOME ROAD EAST CENT WEST STREAK ---- --- ---- --- -- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ------ ST LOUIS 53 30 .639 - 27-16 26-14 07-08 26-09 10-08 WON 3 CHICAGO CUBS 40 42 .488 12 1/2 21-21 19-21 05-12 18-15 11-06 LOST 6 HOUSTON 40 42 .488 12 1/2 26-13 14-29 04-11 19-18 10-05 WON 4 [b]MILWAUKEE 40 43 .482 13 23-16 17-27 06-09 19-19 07-08 WON 2[/b] PITTSBURGH 36 46 .439 16 1/2 18-20 18-26 07-08 15-23 09-08 WON 1 CINCINNATI 33 50 .398 20 24-22 9-28 10-10 12-25 04-07 WON 2 Brewerfan.net / StatFox matchup info: www.brewerfan.net/ViewMat...n?teamId=1 ESPN Statpack: sportsmed.starwave.com/Ad...706128.pdf Milwaukeebrewers.com game preview: milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com...p&c_id=mil
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the winner of the jason belcher broken bat is known as hawing. send me an email with your mailing address so i can send the bat. thanks to everyone who participated in this little contest.
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[ Somebody please explain why they're not playing night games... ] It's a dry hell.
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with three hundred k you think that you could afford to get a new suit
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[ Delete the lineup! Brian, you should know better. That's not a haiku. ] read the first post please you will quickly realize i followed the rules
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Brewers Marlins 1        Brady Clark, CF        Juan Pierre, CF 2        Rickie Weeks, 2B        Luis Castillo, 2B 3        Lyle Overbay, 1B        Miguel Cabrera, LF 4        Carlos Lee, LF        Carlos Delgado, 1B 5        Geoff Jenkins, RF        Juan Encarnacion, RF 6        Damian Miller, C        Paul Lo Duca, C 7        Russell Branyan, 3B        Mike Lowell, 3B 8        J.J. Hardy, SS        Alex Gonzalez, SS 9        Chris Capuano, P        Josh Beckett, P
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it's now very hard to compose emails at work that are not haikus
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[ milwaukee brewers nearing five hundred record mike lowell has AIDS ] one "gay" and one "AIDS" equals the first user who was banned with haiku
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i'm sorry but Wes really isn't any more heavy than Lyle
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[ moderator dumb censoring board is pointless much like helms batting ] brewerfan is a message board for mature peeps who follow the rules.
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[ You just have to know, Jim Powell is reading this And thinks we are dorks. You Win. ] your post was erased because you did not haiku for shame, shame on you
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[ Sweet! I only demand expense reimbursement and 3 lemurs to keep me company and man the radar gun. ] we don't keep lemurs on hand and in stock because of the wretched smell EDIT: crap, you're right
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it is just one game i think you are capable at least i hope so
