Man #1: [Lois and Peter are watching a Sam Adams commercial on TV] I'll have water, please. Man #2: I'll have water too, but with lemon, please. Man #3: I'll have a Sam Adams, please Man #4: It's 9:30 in the morning!' Man #1: Don't you have an outstanding DUI? Man #3: Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and @$!%$+ spit out of my mouth. Man #4: I'll have a Sam Adams too. Sam Adams: Samuel Adams. Always a good decision. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quagmire: Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.