I put this last night in the vent thread on page 44. I hope it would maybe bring some of you to laugh a little, but the major Ned Yost supporters won't like it. I am not sure what camp I am in yet, but I personally am sick of the different lineups every day that Ned throws out and especially stringing together Gross, Counsell, and Graffanino 9, 1, 2. Dateline- Detroit, MI 5:30PM Visiting Clubhouse Ned Yost is waiting around his office with an empty lineup card. He is biting his nails. Scratching his head. He is having some serious anxiety about something. Yost: That darn phone better ring. It is getting close to game time. I need the lineup fairy to call me so that I can get the lineup out to the umpires. Where is he? Phone rings. Muffled voice: I have your 42nd new lineup today Ned. Yost: You do? Does it have some gritty veteran battlers at the top of the order? Muffled voice: You bet it does! Yost: Oh goodie, goodie. Just want I always wanted. I love gritty veteran battlers. But wait, Mr. Lineup Fairy. That phenom Verlander is pitching tonight. Shouldn't we go with our best offensive weapons? Muffled voice: No, Nedly. This lineup will allow you to rest the better players you have by giving them no more than 3 or 4 at bats by putting them at the middle or bottom of the lineup or not even have some of your better players IN the lineup. Yost: What a great idea!! I like giving my better players a lot of time off to rest. Especially after having two off days in the last five days. This way, it will make them stronger for tomorrow, or the next day. Oh goodie, goodie!! Yost: Can you tell me? Muffled voice: Here it is 1. Counsell 2B 2. Graffanino 3B 3. Hardy SS 4. Fielder 1B 5. Hart RF 6. Jenkins LF 7. Estrada C 8. Hall CF 9. Gross DH Yost: Wow! Two .600 OPS guys at the top of the order to rest my .900 OPS guy. Great thinking Mr. Lineup Fairy. This way, we will really be ready for Mike Maroth tomorrow, or that Durby guy for Thursday!! Muffled Voice: I call you tomorrow with a new lineup Nedly. Yost: Great! (Ned hangs up the phone) 15 minutes later after the lineups are put on the board at Comerica Park and Dale Sveum enters Ned's office. Sveum: Ready to go Ned? Yost: Yep, got a great lineup tonight. Sveum: I saw it posted, not sure that I like the top of the order but it is your call. Sveum shrugs his shoulders and walks toward the door of Ned's office and turns around. Sveum: Ned, I ran into the guys that had your job before you. It was weird, I was walking between clubhouses earlier today and I saw Davey Lopes and Jerry Royster with a lineup card and a few scratchings on it. Are they scouting for some other team because Mike Maddux has also seen them before around. Yost: Naw. I have never seen them around here before. What do they want? My job? Ha! Do they want to watch me to screw up like they did? Ha! Not going to happen, I have a secret weapon on my side!!!! This is the undisputed true story of the events that led up to the first pitch before the Milwaukee Brewers were no hit for the third time in the history of the franchise.