You'll be back. They always come back. Hey, if a pack of cigarettes gets me as many free beers as it did last Fanfest, I'll just bring one along. On the bright side, I don't think the bartender will tell me to stop swearing at the opposing bullpen.
All I know is, this is going to be a fun Fanfest if the Brewers are still losing this badly. I don't think they will be, but no, you can't have my cigarettes!
Callix, finally leading off. Bibbs can't get on base like the Crabbe. Callix is squat, and he uses his diminuitive nature to get on base. I'm fine with that. I really hope he forces Rickie to move to third. Khalid... meh.
Mike Adams is no MAJOR LEAGUE closer. Yes, he is. He is the closer for the Milwaukee Brewers, a Major League team. Giving up one home run in April does not make him a bad closer or relief pitcher.
I guess the AFLAC question was using a lower total plate appearance boundry than is normal, because Pujols doesn't have 3000 PA yet. Suzuki just got there the other day. So, it should be Suzuki/Helton/Guerrero.
Holy Dillard. That will be one of the 5-8 best starts we'll see all year from a Brewers minor leaguer. And Corey Hart and Prince, seriously. Just because the big team is kicking butt, doesn't mean ya'll can slack off.