Heard this one in church the other day: You can either be right or you can be married, not both. I'm not married, but I've had enough experience with women to where that seems reasonable to me. About Jamaica, where are you staying (Ocho Rios, Montego Bay, Negril, etc.)? I've been there 9 times so I know the place pretty well. I can probably answer any questions you have. As far as things to do (or not do): 1) Dunns River Falls -- It is in Ocho Rios. Yeah, it's a really touristy thing to do, but I always had fun with it. 2) Tour of the Appleton Jamaica Rum Estate -- Free samples of some great rum. Need I say more? 3) Go snorkeling or SCUBA diving -- I really enjoy snorkeling (you may not). If you do as well, check it out. Take a boat out with a guide and have them show you the great reefs. I have never been SCUBA diving, but have always wanted to go. 4) Make my favorite tropical drink -- It's a bit girly, but tastes damn good while relaxing in the sun in Jamaica. Mix mango juice, pineapple juice, and CHEAP pineapple rum with ice. Drizzle a shot of 25 year old appleton jamaica estate rum over the top (do not mix that in) and drink. Repeat as necessary. 5) Do NOT go to the markets -- Yeah, it is fun for about 5 min. to barter with the people, but everything there is crap. You will buy it, bring it home, and never look at it again/wish you wouldn't have bought it. Don't waste your time 6) If you are in Montego Bay (I assume you are flying in there) and have a layover or are staying there, check out Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville. Solid food, and the place is a blast. 3 floors of fun. There is a hot tub on the roof, but it is about 200 degrees, so don't go in that. They also have a waterslide that goes form the roof and winds down into the ocean. Once in the ocean, swim out to the water trampoline, jump around, realize you are too old, and go back in to have a beer. 7) Drink some red stripes. Whenever I am down there, I like it, but when I get back in the states, it sucks. It is just soo refreshing in the heat. 8) If you like soda, try Ting. It is an awesome grapefruit-soda type beverage. I love it. Maybe I'll think of more things to do later. I hope your trip is a blast.