CarRamrod01

Win it for Bobby!

I'd rather see Rock drink from a fire hose than see another on-field instructional. http://i.imgur.com/KF8fW.gif That would only happen if Trenni found the marble in the oatmeal.

FYI Kohl's website is telling me that the 20% code has expired. The shipping one is still good, though.

Anyone who's seen the movie Beer League is envisioning something completely different than what actually was there.

...singing .

From what I've heard, the appendix bowed, said thank you, and tipped the surgeon generously after it was removed....while wearing tails and a tophat.

Maybe Benny was writing the history of the 2011 Brewers? http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3483/stds9616.jpg

That's a very cromulent point.

Jumping a motorcycle over something is more Jeff Kent's speed, anyway.

I like the title of this thread; it can be taken either as a question ("Tailgating Rules? Are there any? What are they?") or as a Beavis-like declaration ("Tailgating rules!!").

Jeffrey Loria flipped his shades down, turned to me, and said, "When this stadium hits 88 miles an hour you're going to see some serious [redacted]."

Personally, if I were to use a Seinfeld episode to represent Cubs fans, I would choose "The Bet". In fact, I could probably use the characters in that episode as a metaphor for the entire N.L. Central (the Pirates would be Kramer, for instance).

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/06/26/the-dugout-aaaaahthechokeslam/

Just ask Earl Weaver about what he'd rather have: guys who are fast or guys who hit a lot of home runs.