I'd rather see Rock drink from a fire hose than see another on-field instructional. http://i.imgur.com/KF8fW.gif That would only happen if Trenni found the marble in the oatmeal.
I like the title of this thread; it can be taken either as a question ("Tailgating Rules? Are there any? What are they?") or as a Beavis-like declaration ("Tailgating rules!!").
Personally, if I were to use a Seinfeld episode to represent Cubs fans, I would choose "The Bet". In fact, I could probably use the characters in that episode as a metaphor for the entire N.L. Central (the Pirates would be Kramer, for instance).
I have a deep fear that this might be Prince's own little "Operation Shutdown" in retaliation for the whole "I should be getting paid more" situation from earlier this year.