"As an adult with a family, why are you out at a bar until 2am on a Monday anyway?" Parents aren't allowed to go out on a Monday night? Glad I'm not a parent. "As I tell my criminal defense clients all the time, want to NEVER get convicted of a crime again? Tuck your kids into bed every night, watch the 10 o'clock news, go to bed." That sounds swell. Maybe go for malteds on Thursdays too.