If the DH was on the ballot, would you vote for or against it? The Stars posed this question on their Facebook page. Thought it could be a fun, non- political thing to vote on in honor of Election Day. "I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter." - Crash Davis