Batman and Roco may need Pinchposters. Unfortunately we lost a promising young poster recently. Squarepusher DFA'd him due to his poor mechanics (using the right pointer finger to push both the "g" and "h" keys), and he was claimed by a fansite of another club (although one with less overall talent). This in the same 48-hour period that it was discovered that Toby would once again have to change his user name to accomodate the trade of Jason Belcher. Current front-runners for inclusion in the new nickname for the minor league guru are Steve Moss, Khalid Ballouli, and Tommy Hawk (sure sounds like a porn name to me). Also, if Sheets throws like this after dizzy spells, I say before his next start (also a day start, which is perfect for him at Miller Park!!) they should have him practice for those races where you spin around the bat and then run.