Because CC's a simp? Believe me, I considered that as well. But if Counsell really were this stupid he wouldn't be able to walk out to the mound to make all these stupid changes without falling down more often. The minor injury theory is all I can come up with, let the Phillies think they have to deal with him, even if you know he can't go. I'm just grasping at straws here man, lol. If we have a one or two run lead in the late innings tomorrow and Hader doesn't make an appearence then I may believe it, but I think someone outside the organization like a beat writer would know if he's hurt.